Campaign Fever

Well, it's election season, and even yours truly and the brother of yours truly are caught up in the spirit of democracy!

The Away Message That Started it All

"Gfonk04: I'm Graham Scarbro, and I approved this message."

My Opponent's Response

"p o g CHAMP83: I'm Kyle Scarbro and I approve this away message"

The Truth Comes out

"Gfonk04: In October 2004, Graham Scarbro bought a new cell phone. The voice mail messgae for this phone ends with the words: 'I'm Graham Scarbro, and I approved this message.' That same day, Graham wrote an away message saying the same thing. On October 26, 2004, his brother, Kyle, put up an away message stating: 'I'm Kyle Scarbro and I approve this away message' blatantly trying to steal the joke from Graham Scarbro. Is this the kind of leadership you want guiding America through the Global War on Terror? On Tuesday November 2nd, vote for the leader with original ideas. Vote for Graham Scarbro.

"I'm Graham Scarbro, and I approved this message."

The Spin

"p o g CHAMP83: Candidate Graham Scarbro and his liberal allies make a lot of claims. They claim that 'They had this hurricane...' in Pensacola, and that's why his town is so trashed. He claims that 'There's no room for me in flight school right now, so I only work 10 hours a week and just soak up the government's money.'

"Do you know where the government money, YOUR tax dollars are going to? A repclica USNA football jersey and cous cous, bad cous cous at that.

"Graham Scarbro doesn't even go to school anymore, he's just given up. Your candidate Kyle Scarbro works 10 hours a week while at school, and doesn't care what cous cous is.

"On Tuesday November 2nd, vote for the candidate who won't throw away your tax dollars and serve you cous cous. Vote Kyle.

"I'm Kyle Scarbro and I approve the away message"

Personal Attacks? Or a Proven Record of Service?

"Gfonk04: Kyle Scarbro is clearly nervous about his chances in this year's election. Instead of focusing on issues, Kyle has merely made personal attacks against Graham Scarbro. 'Graham Scarbro doesn't even go to school anymore, he's just given up.'

"He thinks that by attacking how Graham spends his free time, he can diminish Graham's record.This record includes a college degree, service to his country, a hot girlfriend, volunteering with hurricane Ivan recovery and way awesome t-shirts.Kyle's attacks merely hide the fact that his record just won't stand up to scrutiny. On Tuesday November 2nd, vote for the candidate with the proven record. Vote for Graham Scarbro.

"I'm Graham Scarbro and I approved this message."

The Verdict

In the end, it's up to you, the American people to decide. On November 2nd, you have the responsibility to choose which Scarbro brother is the awesomest. The choice is clear, this election day, vote for Graham Scarbro.

I'm Graham Scarbro and I approved this blog entry.